Non-smelly Poll Workers Wanted

I worked the polls on Election Day and all I can say is if you saw anyone under the age of 60 working at your voting location please let me know that they existed. I was at the old people location not that I have ANYTHING against old people. I know and love a lot of them but the ones I spent 15 hours with on election day absolutely STANK. Foul, foul odors flew that day. I have never had to hold my breath so much while walking across a room. Ryan brought me lunch and that was the first thing he commented on. I am glad I was able to participate in a very small way in this historic election. I even found out after I signed up that I got paid for working at the polls which was a bonus. It got me thinking that maybe the younger, non-rotting gut people don't realize that this is a paying gig. So I just thought I'd help get the word out.